TIGER SCANDAL CAT VIDEO RE-ENACTMENT

BREAKING NEWS

Although it looks like the world will never know what happened between Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Woods, this has not stopped international speculation. Shortly after the crash, the world has been enthralled with a Chinese TV station 3D virtual video.

Not to be undone, a tiger and tuxedo cat created this exciting Tiger Woods Cat Re-enactment for your viewing pleasure.

William the Cat Comments on Tiger

William the Cat was asked what his thoughts were on the ongoing Tiger Woods scandal.

• Could Tiger have nipped the media frenzy in the bud by copping earlier? Or would that have made it worse?


• Is is this his own personal business? Or does he have a responsibility as he is an billion dollar endorsed global sports icon?


• Who is hotter or skankier? His wife, his girlfriends or Tiger?


• Will his career take a beating? Or will it be limited to the beating on his Escalade?

Unfortunately William was unavailable for comment as he was taking a nap.

Giving Thanks

Despite the fact your life is tough, remember to give a little thanks to your humans as well as your other feline friends who may not have laps to purr on.

My favorite no-kill animal shelters:

Pasadena Human Society

San Gabriel Humane Society (extra special because this is where I was adopted!).

Purrs

William the Cat

How to Avoid Overeating at Thanksgiving

1. Eat a small mouse in the morning. No need to starve yourself until the big meal arrives.


2. Some exercise before the meal is a good. Consider running in and around people’s feet while they are preparing the big meal. The bonus is that this is is like an obstacle course and helps burn many categories.


3. Go to the toilet and drink some water to fill your tummy before the meal begins.


4. Avoid getting stressed out if company should arrive a/o if there is another household pet. This may cause you to take solace in food and over-eating which may cause you to barf everything up. If you find you must barf, the antique Turkish carpet is the best place of course.


5. Eat just a little off everyone’s plate. This is easily accomplished if you jump on and off the table quickly enough.


6. One one hand there is always tomorrow. On the other you must not forget one gizzard on your plate today is worth more than two gizzards on your plate tomorrow. This does not make sense but neither do you.


7. If you do overeat - there is no reason to feel guilty. Just take a long nap. Guaranteed to make you feel better.
   

Happy Thanksgiving!

Declaw on Cats - BANNED!

It's two paws down for cat de-clawing. Both the Los Angeles City Council and the Beverly Hills City council have voted unanimously in a preliminary action to ban declawing cats. A final vote on the ordinance is scheduled for November 17, 2009.

Los Angeles councilman Bill Rosendahl, who owns three cats and looked dashing in a black suit covered in white cat hair stated "The bottom line is, you take the claws out of a cat, you take away the cat." He did not need to add you also take away the various art forms your cat can create with those claws.

IOWA CAT WITH SWINE FLU

Another Feline First!

A 13 year old neutered male cat, a domestic short hair if you must know,may be the first feline infected with Swine Flu.

The cat who wishes to only be known as "Mr Whiskers" for privacy purposes, became infected after several of his captive human slaves caught the flu. "I couldn't let them all get sick by themselves," he purrs.

"Despite his equivalent age of 68 human years," officials at the Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine in Ames stated, "[Mr Whiskers] once again shows feline supremacy by fully recovering - without having to use any of his nine lives."

"I would like to thank the veterinarians at Iowa State even though I think the name-University College- is a bit redundant even for a cat with limited writing skills." [Mr. Whiskers] meows. He adds, "I am not considered a high risk in spreading the virus and that is all I will say on the matter. I do appreciate the public's respect for my privacy at this time."

It is not know if he is striped or not.

Monrovia Rat Homicide

"Breakfast of the Champions!" declares William the Cat.

Today, shortly after William left for his morning ablutions, the Franklins discovered these dismembered rat remains on the lawn. No head was found making general identification of the rat impossible.

William, "There's nothing better in the morning, than a nice yummy Roof Rat" says William. "Today I liked the head best but other times not so much."

Due to the Roof Rat breeding season, the Franklins have been finding more and more rat homicides left on the lawn but thankfully not at the doormat or in the house.

"I don't like to share" says William.

Because of his hunter prowess, William is now in great demand in the neighborhood with neighbors plying him with wet cat food to encourage him for personal yard Roof Rat patrol.

Many Roof Rats in this Monrovia neighborhood have met their demise with William. It is hard to guess the total number as the Franklins do not believe William is bringing all his catches home. However, last December, William averaged one Roof Rat or part of a Roof Rat left on their lawn per day.

Says William "It also tastes better when you catch them yourself."

CAT JUNK MAIL

Today, our cat William was the recipient of junk mail. How a gray cat - who doesn't even have a Social Security number got on someone's direct mail list is beyond me. Yet, I must admit, the offer is actually enticing - a 2009 Internet Income Training Conference - for both William and a guest (we haven't determined the guest will be yet.)

By attending the complimentary Conference, William receives:

• a free lunch or dinner


• a free MP3 Player (although the stipulation is that he be at least 18 years of age or older. However, we feel this is up to interpretation as he is over 18 years old in cat years.)


• free Internet Marketing strategies.

We're not sure if we're attending quite yet. We are going to first call and see if they are serving tuna.

Creepy Cat Costume - Chia Pet Cat

A very eco-friendly costume!

What you need:

• Seeds (quick sprouting seeds like barley work best)


• Water


• Sunlight


• A little love

Instructions

1. Find Cat


2. Sprinkle seeds over cat


3. Mist with water


4. Place cat in sunny spot until seeds begin to sprout (approx. 3 days)

Voila! Chia Cat!

Creepy Cat Costume - Franken Cat

A more complicated costume but worth it.

Ever since my cat got an abscess I have been partial to the concept of a Franken-Cat.

What you need:

• Green Construction Paper
• Black Construction Paper
• Black Marker
• Elmers Glue
• Old Rag
  
• 2 Button Mushrooms

Instructions

1. First cut the green paper to approximately 4" x 10". The length depends on the width of your cats head so adjust accordingly.


2. Use a marker and draw stitches on the paper.


3. Cut a narrow strip of black paper to the same length.


4. Feather the sides of the black construction paper (as shown).


5. Glue the black paper with the feathered side out onto the green paper.


6. Glue the sides of the green paper and make a tube.


7. Take your old rag, cut a hole in the center and cut jaggedy edges all around.
   


8. Find cat.


9. Place rag over cat


10. Place tube on cat's head.


11. Glue button mushrooms on each side of your cat's head.

Voila! Franken-cat!

Creepy Cat Costume - Ghost Cat

Simply the simplest costume you can make. So scary and your cat will love it!

All you need is the following:

• Old white sheet
  
• Scissors
• Length of Cord
  

Instructions

1. Cut two small holes out near the center of the sheet.
   
2. Find cat.
   
3. Place sheet over cat being careful to match holes with eyes.
   
4. Twist cord around cat's neck.
   

Voila! All you need is a boo!

Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 8 – Alternative Healer

Alternative medicine is well-accepted in the mainstream of medical care around the world. It is said to be rooted in meticulous observation of nature, the cosmos, and the human body making this a purrr…fect fit for a feline as you are also rooted in the meticulous observation of nature, from outer-space, like to sit on the human body.

Consider this career if you;

• Tap into the chi of others just by being in the same room with them


• Enjoy introducing others to new levels of health and well being


• Grasp the spiritual realm and facilitate its harmonious existence with the physical realm

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

Get in touch with your chakras.

Yoga for Cats. A step by step manual that introduces yoga to felines
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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 8 – Hair Stylist

Most kitties, with the exception of Sphynx cats, are born with an abundance of fur. Long fur, short fur, black fur, brown fur, orange fur, yellow fur. Fur that sheds during the summer and during the winter. During the spring and during the fall. Fur that collects in big dust balls under the furniture, in the corners of your home and on expensive dry-clean only garments. What to do with all that fur? Be a hairdresser that’s what.

Consider this career if you;

• Wish to spend hours grooming yourself and others


• Embrace the beauty of a good hairball


• Possess an outstanding sense of style and interested in creating your own line of hair-care products.
  

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 8 - Dentist

Mom used to always say “Only floss the teeth you want to keep.” Truer words never spoken. When you’re a kitten, all you can think about it something good from the Tooth Fairy and then when you’re older, you’re only worried when one falls out – but it’s too late then isn’t it?

If you want to ensure kitties keep their teeth, free from plaque and well into their later years of hearing loss, not being able to make it to the litterbox and mangy (but still irresistible) old cat fur and you don’t mind the type of breath that after tuna should be categorized as a weapon of mass destruction then this career might be up your alley, pardon the pun.

Consider this career if you;

• Obsessively play with dental floss – even if it’s plucked from the trash


• Experience mint as an aphrodisiac


• Have a strong understanding of PPOS and HMO’s

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller

See kitties behaving badly!

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 8 - Are you a Provider?

This is final part 9 of a 9 part series.

Our hope is that these series helped all you kitties out there a paw up in these turbulent economic times. While it is certainly discouraging that there is a dog in the White House, keep yourself well groomed and your claws sharp...you never know what's around the corner! And let's not forget your nine lives and Social Security.

In previous editions, we looked at career options for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR, the HELPER, the ORGANIZER and in this final edition, we examine PROVIDERS.

Providers are very rare cats. These are cats that like to serve others.

Are you a Provider?

After a hunt, you tend to:


• Leave your kill on the doormat.
• Leave your kill inside someone’s favorite shoe.
• Bring your half-alive kill into the house and let it loose.
• Bring your kill to the house and no matter how many times it gets buried or thrown into the trash, digging it out and bringing it back to the house.

If you answered yes to all of the above, you are a Provider.

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller

Is there ever enough time to admire yourself?

Look at Me! Animals. Insert a snapshot into the back of the book
roar like a lion, be a honey bear or a dancing elephant.
Die-cut pages all feature a very special face!

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 – Event Planner

Are you looking for a party so you can be the life of it? Do you purrr when you hear the words: corporate receptions, weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, and especially bar and bat mitzvahs? Then, the life of an event planner may be for you.

Consider this career if you;

• See the big picture right down to the smallest detail in your head


• Manage to execute multiple tasks while remaining cool as a cucumber


• Perform a series of strategic miracles to achieve opportunistic results

If you answered “yes” to all of the above, we see a warehouse in your future then let’s get the party started.

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller

Put your best paw forward in this Sparkly Ensemble.

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 – Warehouse Manager

The job description is simple. Someone has to put all those boxes on a shelf and someone has to take them all down again. All you need to ask yourself is – is that someone me?

If you like boxes, boxes and more boxes. If you like them stacked on top of each other. If you like them here or there – or if you like them everywhere – then this very well might be the job for you.

Consider this career if you;

• Possess an inherent awareness of spatial relations


• Enjoy scaring others with a forklift


• Can walk into an empty space and fill it sensibly and completely

If you answered “yes” to all of the above, we see a warehouse in your future.

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

Warehouse dust bad. Clean kitty fur good!

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 – Tax Accountant

Although it is ironic that accounting jobs are plentiful despite the weak economy, there is no reason, that a kitty can’t take advantage of this expanding field. And if financial statements, collecting W2’s and the prospect of cooking the books appeals to you this may very well be the career path for you.

Consider this career if you;

• Crunch numbers as mindlessly as a bowl of kibble


• Ensure that everything is thoroughly documented and balanced


• Keep up to date with changing Federal and State tax laws and mandates

If you answered “yes” to all of the above, you would be a great Tax Accountant!

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

When was the last time you balanced your checkbook?

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 8 - Are you an Organizer?

(Part 8 of a 9 part series)

You may be looking at the title of this blog, and then looking at the image above. You then may ask yourself, what does a cat in a Football outfit have to do with organizing! Well, we think that’s a good question and we’re not sure either but we're really open to your interpretations.

This is part 8 of a 9 part series for kitties looking for some employment in these tough economic times. That’s because we truly believe, with a little elbow grease, you can beat the current 9.8% unemployment rate. In the past series, we looked at careers for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR and the HELPER. This week, we look at the ORGANIZER.

Organizers are cats that help maintain order in their households.

Are you an Organizer?

Tasks that fill up your day may include:

a. Sleeping for 20 hours at a time

b. Chewing on a house plant

c. Rearranging the knick knacks on the mantle

d. Howling at the top of your lungs when the house is quiet

If you answered “c”, you are an Organizer.

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller.

There is no time like now to get that pesky wallet organized!

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 - Realtor

When you dream of the utopian world, do you dream that there is chicken and tuna in every pot and there is a warm bed and lap for every kitty? Does this imagery give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside and make your tummy look and feel even more fuzzy?? If so, a REALTOR is the career for you.

Although the real estate market is currently slow, hard working kitties can still find great success in this field - you just need to be creative. When showing a house, you need not only point out the number of bedrooms or bathrooms. How about that window that has a great view where you can see other neighborhood cats and freak out? The number of closets you can hide in when guests come over where no one can find you for hours and think you've somehow got out and run away? A counter top that doesn't show tell-tale paw prints for those midnight raids? So many appealing features that might otherwise go unnoticed!

Consider this career if you;

• Embrace a frantic pace in your life


• Feel at home putting on a show in any home


• Enjoy building long-term, win-win relationships

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

A Catnip Yoga Mat. The purrr...fect housewarming gift.

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 - Purrr…sonal Assistant

A Purrr…sonal assistant is both the hardest and simplest job imaginable. Obvious tasks like following your human from room to room will be no stretch for your walnut sized brain. But, you'll definitely need your extrasensory perception (ESP) skills for the more difficult aspect of this job; anticipating your human's needs - even when they don't realize they have a need. For example, what to do if your human is going down the stairs carrying a large load of laundry and needs an extra paw? Trust your intuition. Quick! Run down with them, as fast as you can go, at an angle and between their legs if possible. Remember "Six legs good! Two legs bad!" This type of anticipatory help will always be greatly appreciated in moments like this, making a career as a Purrr...sonal Assistant particularly rewarding.

Consider this career if you;

• Exist for everyone else but yourself


• Possess the ability to manage multiple projects with attention to detail


• Are a self-starter that energizes people around you
  

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Miller

Bubble bath after a hard day's work?

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 - IT Technician

This is an especially rewarding career for cats that like the warmth the computer generates, feel comfortable in a desk top environment and are early tech adapters. For example, if you had a Twitter account and were tweeting when the neighborhood cats were still chasing birds, then this might be the choice for you.

However, this career is not for every cat. If you are the type of kitty who likes to nibble on cables, unless you have all nine of your nine lives left, maybe this isn't such a good choice.

Consider this career if you;

• Can spend hours staring at a computer screen


• Fix any problem by just sitting on it


• Have in-depth knowledge or digital and multi-media platforms

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 7 - Are you a Helper?

Part 7 of a 9 part series

Look it, this is part 7 of a 9 part series. So if you're not a DOER, a THINKER or a CREATOR and at the end of this week you realize you are not a HELPER - you're starting to run out of options fuzzbutt. There are only two more parts.* So, it's important you chose something - soon. Why you ask? Well have you read the papers recently? Reality check. The economy is going down and the gravy train is coming to an end. That's why.

In times like this, the kitties, the key is self-sufficiency. Otherwise you know where you might end up? The alley! Is that what you want?

So listen now and listen good. No one said a job was going to be easy. The good news is that maybe you're a HELPER. Read on and see if this is the right path for you.

Are you a Helper?

When you encounter a messy dinner plate you tend to:

• Bury it to hide the smell


• Clean it thoroughly to prepare it for the dishwasher


• Knock it onto the floor and play with the broken pieces


• Ignore it and go take a nap

If you answered "bury it" or "knock it to the floor", you are a Helper.

*but we're going to take a break and focus on costumes for October.

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

Help yourself by getting organized with this darling keychain!

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 6 - Chef

If you like to eat, able to distinguish between a no-name cat food and your favorite exponentially more expensive brand and you're willing to taste new things, like the take out Chicken Tikka Masala that someone left on the counter then a CHEF might be the career for you.

Despite the fact that cats are well known for their discriminating palettes, there are relatively few cat chefs in currently in the marketplace. If you don't believe me, when is the last time you saw a cat on Hell's Kitchen? And why not? You're quick, nimble and you could easily give Chef Ramsay a few new ways on how to express yourself when you don't get what you want.

As you are deciding where your passions lie, we suggest exploring new cuisines or taking a cooking class or two. What's nice to know that wherever this career path leads you: short order cook, restaurateur about town or cat-erer, there is nothing more satisfying than to serve or be served a good meal.

Consider this career if you;

• Enjoy eating and drinking to an excess


• Look great in an apron


• Can julienne better than Julia Child

Not a CREATOR? Check in next Tuesday to see if you are a HELPER!

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

There's nothing like Zoom Around the Room Catnip to spice up your life.



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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 6 - Opera Singer

Listen, if you've got a voice there is no reason why you shouldn't use it or let it be wasted in an alley when you could be trying out for America's Got Talent. You might think - I can't! I am no longer a kitten and my tail is grey, bushy and unmanageable! Well, think about the great loss we would would all have if Susan Boyle gave up because she's got grey, bushy and unmanageable eyebrows! Your voice is a gift and you should share your gift.

Now before you think just because you have talent, you can be a lazy bones and just lie around all day and dream about Carnegie Hall, you need to know that to be a truly great opera singer, you must practice, practice, practice. (That and having a Viking helmet and spiky bra is really all you need.) I can still hear my high school band director saying, "95% perspiration, 5% inspiration." And this is never more true than when pursuing a career as an Opera Singer.

As you refine your talent, you'll find practice will begin to feel much less like work and more like a natural part of your everyday life. For example, you'll startle yourself by realizing you are practicing your vibrato in a hallway, your volume when you want in or your pitch when you want out. And as you refine your skill and talent, you'll find your listeners more and more appreciative.

Consider this career if you;

• Possess massive lung capacity


• Communicate your feelings at a very high amplitude


• Have purrr…fect pitch

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 6 - Interior Designer

All of us are able to immediately recognize what we like when we see it, but few of us can actually create a look from scratch. However, if you are an Interior Designer Kitty, you know innately what needs to be done the minute your walk in a room to make that space truly and uniquely yours. Tearing just an ever so small opening in the sheer silk curtain to let the sun in just so? Shredding that new couch in just the right place to give it that purrr…fect Shabby Chic touch? Or perhaps placing that hair ball on the antique Turkish carpet in the exact right place for maximum impact?

Consider this career if you;

• Understand the neccessity of well placed fringe


• Work well with a conflicting personalities


• Strong creative skills coupled with a strong understanding of the creative process

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 6 - Are you a Creator?

(Part 5 of a 9 part series)

If you have been faithfully following the blog you may have determined you are not a DOER or a THINKER. This may have left you despondent and unable to enjoy the sun's last rays on your furry body as you lie under your favorite window sadly musing, "perhaps there is no hope for me to be fulfilled in my cat-reer." But do not give up hope, as you may very well be a CREATOR.

Incidentally, for those who have not been faithfully following the blog, we hiss and spit on you. Furthermore, we refuse to use the litterbox you have graciously provided and choose to go instead to the planter where you have planted a low maintenance Dracaena and teach you a thing or two about low maintenance.

Being a creator is wonderful. For one, isn't God a creator too? If so, he certainly is in good company. For two, most cats have have artistry running through their veins.

Are you a Creator?

True or False:

You are inspired by:

• Afternoon naps in a warm sunbeam


• Raking the litter in your cat box into elaborate patterns


• Making imprints with your paws on windows and mirrors


• Your Yoga and meditation practices

If you true to one or more, you are a Creator.

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 5 - Corporate Lawyer

Although being a corporate lawyer may sound less exciting than let's say a NASA Scientist or Professional Thief, a Corporate Lawyer is a highly respectable profession, and purrr...fect for the kitty who values stability, enjoys working at a desk and doesn't mind staying up all night to get the job done.

Most kitties have everything they need to be a Corporate Lawyer: A keen sense of opportunity, the ability to surprise the opposition and a respectable suit. The only thing we recommend to round out your obvious assets is the purchase of a cell phone with good coverage so you can easily handle any international deals when you are away from your office, for example, lying on the couch or in the sun. Luckily for you, because your hearing is quite acute you will not need an ear piece unless of course you are driving depending on your local state laws.

Consider this career if you;

• Work well without supervision and have no existing criminal records


• Drive your point home loudly and often


• Are able to orchestrate successful, leveraged buyouts

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller.

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 5 - Professional Thief

Although there are many perils in breaking the law, especially with legislation like Three Strikes in California, there really is no reason an enterprising kitty should not consider a successful career in crime. After all, how do you think Cat Burglar was coined?

Depending on your neighborhood, the amazing rewards of this job can keep you purring for days. And you'll find the selection of items you can paw is quite broad. You need not limit yourself to precious stones and metals - after all what's wrong with a lovely fish skeleton or an exciting leathery, petrified bat that someone found in their basement and tried unsuccessfully to give to the garbage collector for several weeks? You'll find all these items have surprisingly good street value with your friendly neighborhood fencer.

Another plus is that you'll find your slinky ways and ability to see in the dark an incredible asset that sets you head, shoulders and tails above other petty criminals of lesser animals.

Consider this career if you;

• Demonstrate extreme patience


• Tremble from excitement and make an "eh eh eh" sound when you see something you want


• Can spot a D flawless from across the room

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller

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William the Cat simply sparkling in his Crystal Collar in Midnight.

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Discover the Color of Your Litterbox - Part 5 - NASA Scientist

The myth of cats only excelling in liberal arts is that - a myth only. Many cats have found great success in the world of science and you can too. And if you're going to reach for the stars, to explore the space and time continuum, to pioneer the future in aeronautics research or to contact the Mother Ship, we believe you need to reach no higher than to be a NASA scientist.

Consider this career if you:

• Can concentrate on one thing for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.


• Approach situations from a detached, analytical point-of-view


• Recite all of Newton’s laws of motion as your personal mantras

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Miller.

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