How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Clothes Dryer

16. The Clothes Dryer
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Windowsill

15. The Windowsill
The whole world is your hammock.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Ruler

14. The Ruler
Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Librarian

13. The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Sleeping Dog

12. The Sleeping Dog
Find a dog. Imitate the dog.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Drunken Radiator

11. The Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Full Box

10. The Full-Box
Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Fur Pile

9. The Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Sleeping Baby

8. The Sleeping Baby
Find a baby. Imitate the baby.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Backstroker

7. The Backstroker
Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Half Box

6. The Half-Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Double Bed

5. The Double Bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Sunbather

4. The Sunbather
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Semicircle

3. The Semicircle
Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.

How to Sleep like a Cat - The Awkward Spoon

2. The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.

How to Sleep Like a Cat - The Full Sit Up

1. The Full Sit-up
To achieve the full sit-up, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.