William the Cat Comments on Tiger

William the Cat was asked what his thoughts were on the ongoing Tiger Woods scandal.

• Could Tiger have nipped the media frenzy in the bud by copping earlier? Or would that have made it worse?


• Is is this his own personal business? Or does he have a responsibility as he is an billion dollar endorsed global sports icon?


• Who is hotter or skankier? His wife, his girlfriends or Tiger?


• Will his career take a beating? Or will it be limited to the beating on his Escalade?

Unfortunately William was unavailable for comment as he was taking a nap.