Discover the Color of Your Litter Box - Education, Part 2

MONTY from Alabama

Although the School of Hard Knocks is recognized all over the world, there is no question a reputable degree will give you a paw up.

Monty, a Persian Cat found his degree helped him immensely. "Prior to getting my PhD in Astro Physics from Calicotech, I was literally living in an alley and staring off into space for prolonged periods of time. Now, I get paid an insane amount of money to stare off into space for prolonged periods of time."

Differentiate yourself from the pack and consider these fine institutions.

Online:
Trinity Southern, alma mater of Colby Nolan
University of Phoenix Online

Ivy:
Brown Hair Everywhere University
Hairvard University
Yeowl University

State:
Clawdeis University
Litter Case Western Reserve
Purrrr...due University
Tufts of Fur Under Your Couch University
University of Feline
University of Meowssachussetts

As you prepare for the business world, it is important you begin to consider your business attire. Depending if you are a Spring, Summer, Fall or Winter there are a variety of colors that you can select that will highlight your inner beauty. And for those of you who can't decide, you generally can't go wrong with a classic color like black.

Martini Extra Dry Metro Safety Cat Collar
Other colors available at http://www.kitty-planet.com/.

Created by Lynn Chang and Christienne Wadsworth

Discover the Color of Your Litter Box - Part 1

Ever since Colby Nolan, a six-year-old black cat that had experience in babysitting and retail management received an MBA from the online university Trinity Southern in 2004, things have changed for cats. Combined with the current economy, simply purring, looking unbelievably cute or sitting on a lap is no longer acceptable. More and more, a cat is expected to pull his/her weight in the household. So, cats, as times change, so must you.

One of the first steps we suggest is discovering your personality type. Are you assertive? persuasive? able to make quick decisions?

And what are your interests, disinterests, skills and abilities and don't forget your values.

Here are some below to get you started.

Interests

• Birds, mice, small fast moving objects, Mr Feather
• Sunny Spots
• Wet Cat food
• High places your not supposed to be

Disinterests

• Dogs
• Loud noises
• Vacuum cleaner
• Gardener
• Mail Man
• Strangers
• Large bodies of water
• Small bodies of water
• Gum

Skills & Abilities

• See in Dark
• 0-60 from sleeping to awake
• Nimble
• Can lick bum

Values

• Job Satisfaction
• Clean box
• Wet Cat Food

We hope the next few issues help get you the paw up!

Created by Lynn Chang & Christienne Wadsworth

Power Red, always a good choice to stand out from your competition.
Metro Safety Collar in Cosmopolitan. More colors available at Kitty Planet.

How To Handle a Shedding Cat

Here is a simple way to handle your shedding cat.

All you need is the following:

• Vacuum Cleaner
  
• Old pantyhose
  
• Elastic Band
  
• Shedding cat
  

Instructions

1. Cut off foot of pantyhose.
   
2. Take vacuum cleaner out of closet.
   
3. Put pantyhose foot (the small piece) over the vacuum cleaner nozzle and secure with an elastic band.
   
4. Plug in vacuum cleaner.
5. Find your cat.
6. Hold cat securely.
7. Turn on vacuum cleaner.
8. Manually remove hair from pantyhose when it gets too thick. Hair may be saved for other projects (check back here later).
   
9. When no hair is coming off cat anymore and the cat is visibly smaller than before you are finished..

Voila! A non-shedding and happy cat!

To help recognize your cat you might consider a new safety or breakaway collar. Kitty Planet's lovely Angel collars are shown above but many more fashionable styles may be purrr...used at www.kitty-planet.com.

William styling in his Angel collar in Big Hunka Love (green). Meow!

William's antics can now be followed on Twitter under the moniker WilliamtheCat. We hope you join us!