Holiday Greetings from Jesse

Mill Valley, CA- - Jesse Cat in His Christmas Best

Jesse Cat from Mill Valley sends his Holiday Greeting and Warm Wishes to all!

Klepto Cat Spawns Copy Cats

Monrovia, CA- - Holiday Kitties need Therapy

Word is, due to this Holiday Season combined with the poor economy, kitty theft has sky rocketed as kitties are stealing more than ever to try and put something, anything, even an old, disgusting sponge teaming with germs, under the Christmas Tree.

"Materialism has spoiled Christmas," says Santa Claus. "I take some blame for this because of I started the tradition of going down chimneys and leaving presents under tree for those have been good and coal for those that have been bad just because I know. It is sad this now this complete disconnect with the season has trickled to cats." Santa was unavailable for further comments as he had to rush back to frantically wrapping for his big night a few days away.

"Perhaps if you had planned a little better earlier, you wouldn't be in such a rush" said Mrs Claus as she walked by. Santa was unavailable for further comment but did pause to give Mrs. Claus the evil eye.

The editors at Kitty Free Press implore those people with cats seek therapy this holiday season if your cat is a kleptomaniac as this is a serious mental illness and not to be taken lightly.

Second Tuna Suspect Arrested!

Monrovia, CA- - Authorities believe the cat tuna theft ring may be broken with yet another arrest. Watch our exclusive video.

Lock Your Doors

Monrovia, CA- - After a spate of tuna thefts, Police Chief Roger W. Johnson is advising residents to look their doors and keep an eye out for suspicious felines.

Suspected Tuna Thief in Custody

Monrovia, CA- - Suspected Tuna thief in custody. Watch our exclusive interrogation video.

Gangs or UFO's?

Monrovia, CA - - Once again, the authorities have been confounded by another large theft of Tuna at the local Monrovia Ralphs. New evidence has indicated that this may be UFO related. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Tuna Thief Undaunted

Monrovia, CA- - Despite upgraded security, the Tuna section in the Monrovia Ralphs was hit again. Authorities are baffled. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

KItty Free Press' Oscar Pick

Monrovia, CA- - Kitty Free Press's pick for the 2011 Oscars - the Fighter.

Tuna Thief Strikes Again!

Monrovia, CA- - The local Ralph's in Monrovia was devastated again at 8:00 am by another large theft of tuna. Says store manager, "We are not getting another shipment of tuna until Wednesday and this will pose a serious issue to our customers wanting tuna for their casseroles and such." Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Tuna Casseroles on Hold

Monrovia, CA- - For the third week in a row, the tuna section at a small local Ralphs in Monrovia, California has been devastated and depleted. Customers are outraged. Says one shopper, who wished to remain anonymous, "I have planned on making a Tuna Casserole for the last two weeks. I understand there is a recession going on - but this is ridiculous. How much tuna does one person really need? I hope the perpetrator is caught and put behind bars permanently because that is what they deserve."

Says Roger W. Johnson, Police Chief of Monrovia, "We have two strong leads we are investigating. One theory is this may be gang related. The other theory is the possibility of a District 9 UFO conspiracy." Chief Johnson declined further comment. Anyone with information is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Have You Seen this Cat?

Monrovia, CA- - Police report a significant tuna theft at the local Ralph's in Monrovia at 8:00 am. A significant amount of tuna in oil and water was stolen. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Maximus Finds Christmas Ribbon

Williamsboro, TN - - Maximus a large male tabby rescue with a fat tummy, confounds his owners by discovering Christmas ribbon after long after it had been packed up.

Twilight Kitties

Edward Cat with Amulet

Silverlake, CA- - Supernatural Wild Cat Postings as seen in Silverlake, near some food trucks if you must know - clearly riding on the tail of the popular Twilight Series.

Bella Cat

Waiting for Tuna

Monrovia, CA- - A very blurry shot of William waiting for his dinner.

The World's Smallest Cat!

Illinois - - Tinker Toy was a 2.75 inches tall and 7.25 inches long Blue Point Himalayan. While he only weighed a little over a pound he had plenty of kitty love to share. He passed in 1997.

I am too Sexy for you

Monrovia, CA - - How can you not love him?

Happy New Year!

Monrovia, CA- - William passed out after his New Year's jubilations.