KItty Free Press' Oscar Pick

Monrovia, CA- - Kitty Free Press's pick for the 2011 Oscars - the Fighter.

Tuna Thief Strikes Again!

Monrovia, CA- - The local Ralph's in Monrovia was devastated again at 8:00 am by another large theft of tuna. Says store manager, "We are not getting another shipment of tuna until Wednesday and this will pose a serious issue to our customers wanting tuna for their casseroles and such." Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Tuna Casseroles on Hold

Monrovia, CA- - For the third week in a row, the tuna section at a small local Ralphs in Monrovia, California has been devastated and depleted. Customers are outraged. Says one shopper, who wished to remain anonymous, "I have planned on making a Tuna Casserole for the last two weeks. I understand there is a recession going on - but this is ridiculous. How much tuna does one person really need? I hope the perpetrator is caught and put behind bars permanently because that is what they deserve."

Says Roger W. Johnson, Police Chief of Monrovia, "We have two strong leads we are investigating. One theory is this may be gang related. The other theory is the possibility of a District 9 UFO conspiracy." Chief Johnson declined further comment. Anyone with information is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Have You Seen this Cat?

Monrovia, CA- - Police report a significant tuna theft at the local Ralph's in Monrovia at 8:00 am. A significant amount of tuna in oil and water was stolen. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.

Maximus Finds Christmas Ribbon

Williamsboro, TN - - Maximus a large male tabby rescue with a fat tummy, confounds his owners by discovering Christmas ribbon after long after it had been packed up.