Unidentified Lying Object (ULO)

West Hollywood, CA - - An Unidentified Lying Object (ULO) has been spotted in an apartment complex in West Hollywood. Authorities are currently investigating the matter and asking the neighbors to stay calm despite a scattering of strange crystals and hydro-magnetic plasma in the area. If you have any information regarding this sighting, the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) has requested you contact them immediately.

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