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Another Feline First!
A 13 year old neutered male cat, a domestic short hair if you must know,may be the first feline infected with Swine Flu.
The cat who wishes to only be known as "Mr Whiskers" for privacy purposes, became infected after several of his captive human slaves caught the flu. "I couldn't let them all get sick by themselves," he purrs.
"Despite his equivalent age of 68 human years," officials at the Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine in Ames stated, "[Mr Whiskers] once again shows feline supremacy by fully recovering - without having to use any of his nine lives."
"I would like to thank the veterinarians at Iowa State even though I think the name-University College- is a bit redundant even for a cat with limited writing skills." [Mr. Whiskers] meows. He adds, "I am not considered a high risk in spreading the virus and that is all I will say on the matter. I do appreciate the public's respect for my privacy at this time."
It is not know if he is striped or not.
The cat who wishes to only be known as "Mr Whiskers" for privacy purposes, became infected after several of his captive human slaves caught the flu. "I couldn't let them all get sick by themselves," he purrs.
"Despite his equivalent age of 68 human years," officials at the Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine in Ames stated, "[Mr Whiskers] once again shows feline supremacy by fully recovering - without having to use any of his nine lives."
"I would like to thank the veterinarians at Iowa State even though I think the name-University College- is a bit redundant even for a cat with limited writing skills." [Mr. Whiskers] meows. He adds, "I am not considered a high risk in spreading the virus and that is all I will say on the matter. I do appreciate the public's respect for my privacy at this time."
It is not know if he is striped or not.
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