CAT JUNK MAIL

Today, our cat William was the recipient of junk mail. How a gray cat - who doesn't even have a Social Security number got on someone's direct mail list is beyond me. Yet, I must admit, the offer is actually enticing - a 2009 Internet Income Training Conference - for both William and a guest (we haven't determined the guest will be yet.)

By attending the complimentary Conference, William receives:

• a free lunch or dinner


• a free MP3 Player (although the stipulation is that he be at least 18 years of age or older. However, we feel this is up to interpretation as he is over 18 years old in cat years.)


• free Internet Marketing strategies.

We're not sure if we're attending quite yet. We are going to first call and see if they are serving tuna.