Pocket Gopher Moves into Monrovia

Monrovia, CA- - William the Cat Discovers a Gopher in the Backyard

Last week, a pesky pocket gopher known for his year long destruction of a neighbor's front lawn has decided to change digs and moved into our backyard.

William, a grey striped kitty with white feet was the first to notice this new intruder who is digging up our grass and under out rose bushes. There would be great concern about the future of the spring garden if there wasn't William's laser, cat-like focus and dedication to monitor the gopher's activities.

Even today, during the rain, William stared at the gopher hole for the entire morning, coming inside only for a little respite before going back to his post.

There is great hope that the gopher will come to a feline end. Otherwise the Rodenator may be in order.

Holiday Greetings from Jesse

Mill Valley, CA- - Jesse Cat in His Christmas Best

Jesse Cat from Mill Valley sends his Holiday Greeting and Warm Wishes to all!

Klepto Cat Spawns Copy Cats

Monrovia, CA- - Holiday Kitties need Therapy

Word is, due to this Holiday Season combined with the poor economy, kitty theft has sky rocketed as kitties are stealing more than ever to try and put something, anything, even an old, disgusting sponge teaming with germs, under the Christmas Tree.

"Materialism has spoiled Christmas," says Santa Claus. "I take some blame for this because of I started the tradition of going down chimneys and leaving presents under tree for those have been good and coal for those that have been bad just because I know. It is sad this now this complete disconnect with the season has trickled to cats." Santa was unavailable for further comments as he had to rush back to frantically wrapping for his big night a few days away.

"Perhaps if you had planned a little better earlier, you wouldn't be in such a rush" said Mrs Claus as she walked by. Santa was unavailable for further comment but did pause to give Mrs. Claus the evil eye.

The editors at Kitty Free Press implore those people with cats seek therapy this holiday season if your cat is a kleptomaniac as this is a serious mental illness and not to be taken lightly.

Second Tuna Suspect Arrested!

Monrovia, CA- - Authorities believe the cat tuna theft ring may be broken with yet another arrest. Watch our exclusive video.

Lock Your Doors

Monrovia, CA- - After a spate of tuna thefts, Police Chief Roger W. Johnson is advising residents to look their doors and keep an eye out for suspicious felines.

Suspected Tuna Thief in Custody

Monrovia, CA- - Suspected Tuna thief in custody. Watch our exclusive interrogation video.

Gangs or UFO's?

Monrovia, CA - - Once again, the authorities have been confounded by another large theft of Tuna at the local Monrovia Ralphs. New evidence has indicated that this may be UFO related. Anyone with information on this crime is urged to contact the authorities or post information at Stolen Tuna.